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HoodFlorist.com by CLAWED

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"Art Is Never Finished, Only Abandoned." - Da Vinci

HoodFlorist.com hosts an anthology of stories by Claude Thompson. The term "anthologia" in Greek translates to a "collection of flowers." These fictional stories follow Claude Neighbors, inspired by real life and music abandoned at "313-MEUSACK" Studios.


  1. Up From Here .. THE-GIFT & The Curse

Claude Neighbors, while at an abroad wedding, is flown back to the States to be "CLAWED".


1. Up From Here...  On Vacation, Claude revamps his contract, with "CAM-Florist", to open in Northland City as "CLAWED @ FlowerShopUptown.com".
1. Up From Here... On Vacation, Claude revamps his contract, with "CAM-Florist", to open in Northland City as "CLAWED @ FlowerShopUptown.com".

Claude Neighbors, is a contract employee for "CAM-Florist", in Eastpointe. in Detroit, he's a Battle Wrapper Scratchin' CLAWED.


After 5 p.m., he hosts H&F with his mentor, Mr. MeusaCK, from his Detroit Flower Shop, pseudonymously, as CLAWED.


Claude's exclusive contract, stops him from assisting competitors. But, as "CLAWED," he is not violating the agreement.


When Mr. Meusack had a fall, preventing him from working, physically. Claude, hires Manny to be CLAWED.


Claude and Mr. Meusack, made a deal to relaunch Garden CLAWED, at the Greenhouse, Online @ 313TheGift.com.


Claude, afraid he'd be recognized, at Mr. Meusack's he introduces himself as a retired rapper, CLAWED, turned Florist.



Claude goes against CAM-Florist, to work with AI company #313NDuraBL to replicate CLAWED at Mr. Meusack's Flower Shop in Detroit.







Claude is asked by Ivy Love, to work at her Flower Shop Uptown. She didn’t know he actually founded the company.


  1. 80's Baby |1883-2026 Flower Shop Detroit


The 3 Employees, CHEZ, Dan and DEUX," unaware of CLAWED's true identity, jokingly refer to his shop as "Scam-Florist". They don't realize CLAWED is actually Claude.


2. 80's Baby, Est. 1883..  Now, The Freshest and Oldest Way To Shop, @ 313TheGift.com
2. 80's Baby, Est. 1883.. Now, The Freshest and Oldest Way To Shop, @ 313TheGift.com

"1883" vs "2026" -

CLAWED, must act like he's not Claude, @ CAMflorist.com. He embraces the playful atmosphere, joining the employees at Mr. MeusacK's in their jests and adding his own clever quips at CAM-Florist. This unexpected camaraderie forms a unique bond and sets the stage for a larger plan.


Claude, as CLAWED, revives his reward program, #313THEGIFT, encouraging staff to playfully troll CAM-Florist. This friendly rivalry sparks excitement and engagement among both shops’ customers, turning their banter into a local spectacle.


When Clesie and Chauncey, at CAM-Florist hear what they were saying, because Claude leaked it, CAM-Florist sent a cease and desist letter, for them to stop.


Claude is pitching "Hustle & Flowers", a reality show following a "$cam-Florist".


CLAWED @ Phancies.com

Claude uses The Old Phancies, "The Red Letter", and, abandoned Music, to motivate himself, to return :CAM-Florist", to Detroit.


CLAWEDiac | In A Clutch| Linwood-Davison

Claude warns about TROLLING with the FlowerShopMidtown.com.


From CLAWED with Love | Northland City

Claude plans to return CAM-Florist, to Northland City @ FlowerShopUptown.com.


CLAWED from Scratch | Downtown Detroit

The Renaissance Center, where he met his wife. FlowerShopDowntown.com


Garden CLAWED | Greenhouse

Claude warns about TROLLING with the launch, 313TheGift.com, @ "Florist 1883".





  1. "Go Hard" -


Claude Neighbors, devises a strategy to turn the playful rivalry into a spectacle to promote "CAM-Florist" through "troll marketing." As CLAWED, Claude is promoting $Cam-Florist, The Movie, to provoke CAM-Florist, to respond. And, respond they do.


https://www.detroitmyflowers.com/post/hoodflorist-com-ep-3-go-hard
#3 Go Hard, and Go Home.. Claude develops CLAWED, The App,



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