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HoodFlorist.com by CLAWED

Dec 31, 2022
3 min read

Updated: 4 hours ago


"Art Is Never Finished, Only Abandoned." - Da Vinci

At Hoodflorist.com is an anthology of stories by Claude Thompson. The term "anthologia" in Greek translates to a "collection of flowers." These stories follow a group of Detroit Florists. In The Story, he's Claude Neighbors, a reformed Hustler, trolling as CLAWED de Florist.



Claude, CEO of CAM-Florist, mentors high school senior Maestro Thornton in Eastpointe. At the same time, In Detroit, At "Florist 1883", CLAWED, an AI Florist coaches Ivy Woods, also a senior to compete, against them. They make it a game, "Hustle and Flowers".


  1. Up From Here .. CLAWED from Scratch

Claude, applied for grants to open a flower shop in Detroit. When he didn't win, he trolled everybody involved. Blackballed, and unqualified to reapply, Claude opened in the Suburbs. Now, After 10 Years, Maestro, wants Claude and Chris Thornton, to revive a hustle.


Claude @ CAMflorist.com

Claude, is CLAWED in @ HoodFlorist.com..
Claude, is CLAWED in @ HoodFlorist.com..

In 2020, Claude developed CLAWED, an AI agent for a Flower Shop Midtown, in Detroit, during the pandemic.


But, they discontinued the project, due to concerns over AI reliance. Claude quit Thorntons to start his own shop, in 2023.


Claude abandoned CLAWED. The ai sees his exit as a threat. CLAWED hacked another buried project HoodFlorist.com.


Too Big for The Program... The conflict between Claude and his creation, CLAWED, explores the future of AI in the floral industry, highlighting the delicate balance between human oversight and machine autonomy.




  1. 80's Baby | 10010110100

CLAWED @ DetroitMyFlowers.com, is the AI agent, developed by Claude for "Hustle And Flowers".competition..
CLAWED @ DetroitMyFlowers.com, is the AI agent, developed by Claude for "Hustle And Flowers".competition..

Claude Neighbors, pseudonymously, works as CLAWED in Detroit. He reluctantly resubscribed to DetroitMyFlowers.com,


Upset, Vowing to never again, he revives "Hustle And Flowers", a Wrap Battle featuring floral designs by CLAWED.


Claude, inspired by music from Chef Joy RD, creates "CLAWED and his Band of Hood-Alums". He applies for grants for a Florist, and restaurant, Chef Joy RD.


This enterprise unites local florists to boost their collective capabilities and market presence.



CLAWED, to attend Florists Convention

  1. CLAWED with Phancies.com, Claude uses "The Red Letter", to motivate himself. 1993-1998.


  1. CLAWEDiac | In A Clutch Linwood-Davison Claude with the Swagg Shop, with the FlowerShopMidtown.com.


  1. From CLAWED with Love | Northland Claude plans to return with Rob Love, to a FlowerShopUptown.com.


  1. CLAWED from Scratch | Downtown Detroit The Renaissance Center, where he met his wife. FlowerShopDowntown.com


  1. Garden CLAWED | Greenhouse Claude warns about TROLLING with the launch, 313TheGift.com, @ "Florist 1883".


  1. CLAWEDyeo is the Robo Claw, an AI agent created by Claude, known as Clawed Your Eyes Out.



  1. "Go Hard" -


Claude Neighbors devises a strategy to turn playful rivalry into a spectacle to promote "CAM-Florist" through "troll marketing." Claude provokes his kids, the new owners at CAM-Florist, to clown the staff at Mr. Meusack. ## The Strategy Behind Troll Marketing




## Introduction to CAM-Florist and Florist 1883


CAM-Florist is the Eastpointe flower shop, while Florist 1883 is Detroit's oldest flower shop, established in 1883. Claude, an experienced florist, mentors high school student Maestro Thornton here, making it a hub for aspiring florists and creativity.


## Claude's Mentorship


Claude sees potential in Maestro and guides him in floral design, customer service, and business operations.


## The Role of Ivy Lynn-Woods


Claude also mentors Ivy Lynn-Woods, an ambitious floral design competitor, encouraging creative challenges between Maestro and Ivy through a friendly competition called "Hustle and Flowers."


## The Concept of "Hustle and Flowers"


"Hustle and Flowers" is a dynamic competition where Maestro and Ivy showcase their skills in creativity, speed, and pressure. Each week, Claude sets new challenges, like using seasonal flowers or unusual materials. Winners gain visibility through shop promotions.


## Learning and Growth through Competition


Through the competition, Maestro and Ivy learn teamwork, resilience, and constructive criticism. Claude provides guidance, ensuring a supportive environment. They develop unique styles, understand customer preferences, and refine technical skills.


## Conclusion


Claude fosters camaraderie and creativity at Florist 1883, shaping Maestro's and Ivy's futures in the floral industry and beyond.

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