HoodFlorist.com by CLAWED
Updated: 17 hours ago
"Art Is Never Finished, Only Abandoned." - Da Vinci
Hoodflorist.com chronicles the efforts of Claude Thompson, to open a Detroit Florist, to an anthology of music. The term "anthologia" in Greek translates to a "collection of flowers."
Claude utilizes music he recorded at his now-closed studio "Chef Joy RD" to inspire the reunion of "CLAWED and his Band of Hood Alums".
Up From Here .. 100 Days of Summer
(Memorial-Labor Days)
Claude is ineligible to win grants to open a flower shop in Detroit. He recruits Dexter Davis' Son, Lynn Woods, to get the Money, he left on the Table, to open a Detroit Florist.
In 2023, Claude entered into an exclusive agreement with CAM-Florist in Eastpointe. He left his Family's Florist, for stability, and independence,...
With unfinished Business, Claude draws inspiration from music left at his, "Chef Joy RD | Studios,", to become CLAWED the "Florist's Plug" in Detroit.
Claude found out that a "Flower Shop | Uptown" was in the works. So, He campaigns to the owners, at CAM-Florist, to consider a shop in Highland Park!
Claude works at CAM-Florist, from 9 to 5. But, Thanks to a clever loophole in his contract's non-compete clauses, he could moonlight as CLAWED after hours.
CLAWED x Claude
Claude mentors Len Woods, Dexter Davis' Son, for 100 Days of Summer. Since Len lives in Detroit, he qualifies for a grant to open his Flower Shop @ Phancies.com".
Hustle And Flowers, follows Claude open a Flower Shop, in Detroit, using TROLL marketing as CLAWED, to promote BOTH Brands, opening in Detroit.
Given the algorithm's sensitivity to engagement, it observes Claude at CAMFlorist.com challenge CLAWED at Phancies.com.
Addicted | 10010110100
(October 1 - January 10)
After The Summer, and vacation, on October 1, Claude sends Deuce to the oldest Flower Shop, in Detroit, to develop "CLAWED x Phancies.com".
Claude Neighbors, pseudonymously, works as CLAWED in Detroit. He reluctantly resubscribed to DetroitMyFlowers.com,
Claude is exclusively signed to CAM-Florist, as an artist. He can't work for another florist, and no moonlighting.
So, Claude, inspired by music from Chef Joy RD, creates "CLAWED and his Band of Hood-Alums".
This enterprise unites local florists to boost their collective capabilities and market presence.
So, he has Jeff Hood, apply for a Flower Shop, "CLAWED x Phancies.com".
CLAWED, Uptown-Midtown-Downtown
CLAWED with Phancies.com, Claude uses "The Red Letter", to motivate himself. 1993-1998.
CLAWEDiac | In A Clutch Linwood-Davison Claude with the Swagg Shop, with the FlowerShopMidtown.com.
From CLAWED with Love | Northland Claude plans to return with Rob Love, to a FlowerShopUptown.com.
CLAWED from Scratch | Downtown Detroit The Renaissance Center, where he met his wife. FlowerShopDowntown.com
Garden CLAWED | Greenhouse Claude warns about TROLLING with the launch, 313TheGift.com, @ "Florist 1883".
CLAWEDyeo is the Robo Claw, an AI agent created by Claude, known as Clawed Your Eyes Out.
"Go Hard" - Black History - Mann-i-fest
Claude Neighbors devises a strategy to turn playful rivalry into a spectacle to promote "CAM-Florist" through "troll marketing." Claude provokes the staff at Mr. Meusack.
1. Experience traditional shopping at our retail flower shop.
2. Place an order by calling: (313) 694-5900
3. Send your order via text: (313) 585-1688
4. Order online anytime at CAMflorist.com
5. Get delivery with a photo and confirmation.
6. Proud member of BloomNation.
7. Send gifts to 99 cities around Detroit via Subdel.com
8. Part of the Teleflora international wire service.
9. "Uber-fast" rush delivery available.
10. Special event designs from trendy to traditional, full service to DIY.
11. Funeral and sympathy flowers for services, gifts, and repasts.
12. Family packages and funeral tributes available.
13. Purchase flowers by the bloom, bunch, bucket, or box.
14. Curbside pickup service offered.
15. #floristCAM: Live, Online, Local
16. Showcases and exhibits featured.
17. Committed to eco-friendly practices as Detroit's Green Florist.
18. $2 single roses available on Saturdays at Eastern Market.
19. Receive aftercare packets with every order.
20. Bring your own vase to save time and money.
21. Standing orders available: daily, weekly, or monthly.
22. Discounted delivery to funeral homes.
23. Discounted delivery to hospitals.
24. Discounted delivery within the 313 area.
25. Large inventory of fresh flowers.
26. Explore our selection of tropicals.
27. Wide variety of plants available.
28. European and dish gardens offered.
29. Choose from contemporary and traditional arrangements.
30. Silk arrangements available.
31. Dried floral arrangements offered.
32. Extensive gift line to choose from.
33. Gourmet and fruit baskets available.
34. Gift baskets for all occasions.
35. Greeting cards available.
36. Selection of candles offered.
37. Beautiful cellophane-wrapped presentations.
38. Add a bird or butterfly to any arrangement.
39. Freshness guarantee on all products.
40. Stay updated through our social media.
41. Business and corporate services provided.
42. Flowers delivered in an hour.
43. "LOL" prices: lower overhead, lower prices.
44. Check out our testimonials.
45. Mobile app available for real-time orders.
46. Most credit cards accepted.
47. Create an account with us.
48. PayPal accepted for your convenience.
49. Special gift wrapping available.
50. Cemetery goods offered.
51. Spanish line available.
52. Community-based business.
53. "Give Me My Flowers" church program.
54. (313) N-DUR-ABL Charities supported.
55. Discounts for city employees.
56. DPS initiative involvement.
57. Balloons available for purchase.
58. Roses priced at $2.50 per stem.
59. Build your own bouquet online.
60. Add personal messages to your cards.
61. Happy employees ready to assist.
62. Join our rewards program.
63. Tip the designer for their work.
64. Tip the driver for their service.
65. Downloadable coupons available.
66. Walk-in deals offered.
67. Gift cards available for purchase.
68. Fragrance-light options for hospital rooms.
69. Third-generation florist, continuing a family tradition.
70. 16 years of experience at the design table.
71. Open until 10 PM, Monday to Saturday.
72. Speak to a real person, not a call center.
73. Same-day delivery available.
74. Custom arrangements tailored to your budget.
75. Receive a photo of your arrangement before delivery.
76. Free wedding consultations offered.
77. Bridal bouquets, boutonnieres, and corsages available.
78. Prom flowers available.
79. Quinceañera flowers offered.
80. Casket sprays and standing sprays available.
81. Sympathy plants offered.
82. Seasonal designs for Autumn, Thanksgiving, Halloween.
83. Flowers for Boss's Day and office thank-yous.
84. Arrangements for Breast Cancer Awareness Month.
85. Get-well and new-baby flowers available.
86. "I'm Sorry" flowers, done right.
87. Anniversary flowers available.
88. Flowers for retirement and graduation.
89. Housewarming plants and gifts offered.
90. Event centerpieces available.
91. Roses à la carte: one stem or a dozen.
92. Shop online by color.
93. Hand-delivered, never shipped in a box.
94. Free tips to make your flowers last longer.
95. Pet-safe options available upon request.
96. Honest advice on longevity and value.
97. Featured in the Detroit Free Press.
98. Visit our sister site DetroitMyFlowers.com for online-only orders.
99. Locally owned in Eastpointe.
100. Experience the difference from grocery store flowers.
Camille