HoodFlorist.com, by CLAWED
- Claude Thompson
- Dec 31, 2022
- 5 min read
Updated: 3 hours ago
"Art Is Never Finished, Only Abandoned." - Da Vinci
HoodFlorist.com, contains the anthology, "Hood-Florist", by Claude Thompson III. The word "Anthology" is derived from the Greek "Anthologia," meaning a "collection of flowers."
The story follows "Claude Neighbors III", return to Detroit, remotely, to launch "Hustle & Flowers" (a Competitive Florist League). He's planning a Flower Shop, Downtown.
$CamFlorist.com : The Anthology!
Mr. Claude Neighbors, was an Underground Florist. When he is labelled a "Ghetto Florist", he began TROLLING, as CLAWED at "HoodFlorist.com", the Inner-G at Neighbors Florist.
Claude was thriving on his own, working at Hoodflorist.com. He's had retail flower shops, that failed, in Metro-Detroit.
When he loses grants, he began trolling as "The Best Loser." He launched CLAWED, an app designed for Troll Marketing.
The trolling ceased when Claude signed a deal with CAM-Florist in Eastpointe. People even started calling him CAM, then, Mr. C.
With international pending deals, he needs to keep his past trolling activities a secret. He has abandoned the CLAWED app.
However, when his Sweetest Day shipment is hijacked, Claude reactivates CLAWED, remotely to recover the load.
HoodFlorist.com chronicles Claude's return as "CLAWED", remotely, to Detroit. He's trying to become The Plug, traveling abroad, while maintaining his "CAM-Florist" brand.
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Claude is pitching, "Hood-Florist | The Series". The cameras return, for 10 more episodes of "Hustle & Flowers", a Detroit Florist Reality Show.
"Up From Here" -- Halloween Weekend. Claude and #313plant.
"80's Baby" -- Thanksgiving, Claude ensembles His Band of Hood-Alums,
"Go Hard" -- A Hood-Florist Christmas.
"Out Of This World" -- New Year's
"Broke" -- Valentines
"Hear It" - (313) Day
"Battle Of The Gods" - Easter
"All In The Way" -- 420
"Roller" -- Mother's Day
"Bars Matter" -- Fathers Day
...back to the program...
Claude wants to travel, with wife. But, he feels un easy about leaving the shop.
So, Claude, a skilled software developer with a keen interest in artificial intelligence, embarks on an ambitious project to redevelop a troll app that he had initially created some time ago. This app, which had garnered attention for its unique approach to online interactions, is now set to undergo a significant transformation. Utilizing advanced AI technologies, Claude aims to enhance the functionality and user experience of the app, making it more engaging and effective in its purpose.
To achieve this, he collaborates with #CAMflorist, a company known for its proprietary software solutions that integrate cutting-edge AI capabilities. This partnership allows Claude to leverage the latest advancements in machine learning algorithms and natural language processing, ensuring that the app not only meets the demands of its users but also adapts to their preferences over time. The integration of these sophisticated technologies will enable the app to analyze user behavior, generate personalized content, and provide real-time feedback, thus transforming how users interact within the digital space.
So, when Claude agreed to replicate himself, using #CAMfloristAI software, as The Old Claude, it misunderstood, and made The Old Claude, (at 19). Instead of the Old Man Claude, persona, it recreated his old CLAWED persona. What to do with this AI employee?
Claude's been a Florist since 1993. Claude thrived independently, working hard at Hoodflorist.com, an innovative online platform he developed to meet unique floral needs. His journey into floristry began years earlier with several successful retail flower shops in Metro-Detroit, known for fresh flowers, exquisite arrangements, and personalized service. Claude's commitment to quality and customer satisfaction earned him a loyal clientele who valued his artistic touch and attention to detail.
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As Claude delves deeper into the redevelopment process, he meticulously outlines the new features that will set this version of the troll app apart from its predecessor. He envisions a platform that fosters creativity and humor while maintaining a level of respect and awareness of online etiquette. By incorporating AI-driven moderation tools, the app will be equipped to detect and manage inappropriate content, ensuring a safer environment for users. This thoughtful approach not only enhances user satisfaction but also positions the app as a responsible participant in the ever-evolving landscape of social media applications.
In 2020, Despite the initial excitement surrounding his trolling activities, the situation took a turn when Claude signed a lucrative deal with CAM-Florist, a well-established floral company located in Eastpointe. This partnership marked a turning point in his career, leading to increased visibility and credibility in the industry. As a result, people began to refer to him as CAM, a nod to his new affiliation, which further solidified his reputation in the floral community.
With CAM-Florist, Claude became a success. With several pending deals and partnerships on the horizon, Claude understood the importance of maintaining a polished image. He knew that his past trolling activities could jeopardize his newfound success, so he made the difficult decision to keep his CLAWED persona and the associated app under wraps. Abandoning the CLAWED app felt like a necessary sacrifice in order to protect his blossoming business and the relationships he had cultivated with CAM-Florist and other stakeholders.
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In addition to these technical enhancements, Claude is also focused on the aesthetic and user interface design of the app. He understands that a visually appealing and intuitive interface is crucial for attracting and retaining users. By collaborating with experienced designers, he aims to create an interface that is not only functional but also inviting, encouraging users to explore the app's features and engage with its community.
CLAWEDai -- However, just when things seemed to be going smoothly, disaster struck. Claude's Sweetest Day shipment, a crucial delivery that he had meticulously planned for, was hijacked. Faced with the potential loss of revenue and the risk of disappointing his clients, Claude realized he had to take a bold gamble to recover the load. In a moment of desperation, he decided to reactivate the CLAWED persona, leveraging his previous experience in Troll Marketing to navigate this crisis and reclaim what was rightfully his.
As the redevelopment progresses, Claude remains committed to gathering feedback from potential users, ensuring that their needs and preferences are at the forefront of the design process. This iterative approach allows him to refine the app continuously and make necessary adjustments before its official launch. Through this comprehensive redevelopment initiative, Claude seeks to breathe new life into the troll app, transforming it into a dynamic platform that resonates with users while embracing the responsible use of technology.
The unfolding drama of his return as "CLAWED" in Detroit was not just a personal comeback; it was a story of resilience and creativity in the face of adversity. Meanwhile, he worked tirelessly to maintain his "CAM-Florist" brand, ensuring that both identities could coexist while he sought to resolve the hijacking incident. The journey was chronicled on HoodFlorist.com, providing a platform for Claude to share his experiences and insights with an audience eager to see how he would balance the complexities of his dual identity in the floral industry.